ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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