Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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