Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
The air was thick with penises
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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