it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
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