Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
Randomize