Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
I'm too high and old for this...
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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