doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
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