I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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