Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
I have feelings that need drinking.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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