Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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