just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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