but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
My vagina is officially offended.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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