Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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