Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
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