Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
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