1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
nutella sex= disaster
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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