lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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