Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Randomize
