I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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