: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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