oh god the rape fog is back!
We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
