This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
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