Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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