How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
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