D3 body, D1 cock
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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