when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
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