I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
so let's talk penis.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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