Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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