So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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