I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
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