you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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