absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
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