Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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