Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
Randomize