My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
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