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(709): View more from Newfndlnd, Labradr

i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up

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(971): View more from Oregon

I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.

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(516): View more from New York

Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee

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(316): View more from Kansas

Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.

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(914): View more from New York

Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class

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that is WHY your in summer classes

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worth it

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(925): View more from California

We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'

(860): View more from Connecticut

where do you find these guys?

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(512): View more from Texas

We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.

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(224): View more from Illinois

Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.

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