shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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