So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
This is my gift to your gina
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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