Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
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