You're so nebulous sometimes
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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