He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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