How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
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