Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
Randomize
