help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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