Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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