do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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