it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
Randomize