My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
Randomize
