Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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