Dual....:-)
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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