Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
Randomize
