Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
Redeem this text for a blowjob
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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