whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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