I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
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