I have demons in me.
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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