Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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