when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
She swung at the pinata with crutches
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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